About the promo: A historic promo, which is one of the highlights of CM Punk’s already impressive career.
This worked shoot took place on June 27th 2011, and discussed topics such as the WWE’s use of Punk as performer, backstage politics and who is the best in the business, as well as topics not normally discussed, such as outside performers like Brock Lesnar and Hulk Hogan, and other companies, such as ROH and NJPW.
The central message is that Punk wanted change in the company. He states that his contract would end on July 17th 2011, the night of the Money in the Bank PPV in his hometown of Chicago. Punk went on to beat John Cena to win the WWE Championship and leave the company with it. Not illegally, it was a work, and Punk was resigned to a contract. But this still remains one of the highlights of the career of CM Punk.
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!
[Punk waves to the camera]
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don’t get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.
This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.
[Punk looks at the camera and waves]
Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign…
[Microphone cuts off]
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I’ve always wondered how much of this was a work and how much was a shoot?
I have always wondered that myself too. I’m not sure if it was a 100% shoot because he did stay in character storyline wise…like how he said he was gonna win the WWE title. But I can’t see how he would ever be allowed to even mention Vince and a ”bully” story in the same sentence so therefore it is definitively more of a shoot than a work.
I just renewed the domain name (WrestlingRambles.com) for another year. We’re in our third year already, it’s amazing how time flies and how much has happened in that time period!
*plays epic music* Congrats, Man!
Wow…two years. I like that it was an instant classic. It seemed like everyone knew immediately after that promo that they had just witnessed history. I wonder if people in 1996 felt the same after Austin cut his “Austin 3:16” promo. Here’s what I wrote one day after it happened: http://prowrestlingsmackdown.blogspot.com/2011/06/raw-comments-06272011.html
That’s true. Right after the promo finished I looked at my brother and said, you’ve just watched something epic and we all did. Great column, you should write those again!